darling it's better down where it's wetter

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frostblooded:

byrontobuffy:

Alrighty, here ya go.
I propose the secondary campaign slogan: CRAZY PERFECTION

Who is this person that you’ve chosen as my running mate?

Someone you do not want as a running mate.
I would say you cannot trust him as far as you can throw him, but considering how far I can throw people, the phrase has never struck me as particularly meaningful.

byrontobuffy:

Alrighty, here ya go.

I propose the secondary campaign slogan: CRAZY PERFECTION

Who is this person that you’ve chosen as my running mate?

Someone you do not want as a running mate.

I would say you cannot trust him as far as you can throw him, but considering how far I can throw people, the phrase has never struck me as particularly meaningful.

(Source: byrontobofur)

Posted December 20, 2011 at 2:49 am 28 notes

Permalink skiesovergideon asked you:

Do you think we’d fit better in bed if I traded the queen in for a king?

skiesovergideon asked you:

Also, would you prefer bed arrangements to go Thor-me-you-Cap, Cap-me-you-Thor, or Loki-me-you-Iron Man?

skiesovergideon asked you:

Oh, and would you prefer the black corset, red baby doll, or black sheathy… clingy… transparent… dress thing? On me. Not you. You’re fine in that bed sheet.

1) Yes. It would provide more room for complicated maneuvers.

2) No.

3) I believe the bed sheet is sufficient for us both.

Posted September 27, 2011 at 11:47 pm 5 notes

#skiesovergideon

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Reblogged from frostblooded

frostblooded:

callmecap:

notiron:

stepone:

“As for my reasoning, maybe it’s weird but Tony just seems to be the kind of guy who would like to put his penis in his best friend. He’s had good times with his penis, it gets a lot of use. Why not have a go with Steve?”

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Daunt, in the greatest paragraph I have ever had the privilege to read.

#yes I tagged this so tony would see it #I’d like to have his thoughts #I’d like to have his penis’s thoughts

Hey, the reasoning is sound here. But unless Steve wakes up with a vagina one morning, or unless I roll out of bed with a sudden, unquenchable appetite for virgin man-meat, it’s not gonna happen.

I typed about five different responses to this. I’m settling on this one:

Did you have to reply to this, Tony?

if you don’t like broccoli you’re not gonna go out of your way to eat broccoli when you’ve got a burger sitting right in front of you

…

I never really pictured myself as broccoli, I’m more of a potatoes kind of guy myself,You really had to bring my sexual history into this, didn’t you

Oh, Steve. You’re so quaint.

#You really don’t understand the scope of the conversation #do you #DO you
He usually doesn’t in these instances.

Posted August 13, 2011 at 6:21 pm 110 notes

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Asked by Anonymous

I believe this is what humans refer to as “that time of the month”?

I would advise you to avoid any civilizations for the time being, but to be honest I am just impressed that you are able to type with no arms.

Posted August 4, 2011 at 8:57 pm 3 notes

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"So boxers, briefs, or sea shells?"

Asked by skiesovergideon

None of the above.

Posted August 4, 2011 at 8:48 pm 7 notes

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Hey Namor!

Reblogged from ruein

ruein:

seagreatest:

ruein:

I drew a picture of you and me!

I am not entirely sure what I am meant to do with this.

Oh you silly mermaid-man. You can print it out and hang it on your fridge in Atlantis. You can put a copy of it in your wallet and show it to all the other super heroes.